April fool Jokes and SMS

1.You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... 

2.Koi aapse baat kare...
Aapki tarif kare...
Aapko smart kahe to...

Use zor se ek THAPPAD marna..


Uski himmat kaise huee aapko March me APRIL FOOL bnane ki...

3.Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦
Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai

4.Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye

HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY 

5.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

6.Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho..

7.Oct-2 for Gandhi,


Nov-14 for Neharu,


Apr-24 for Sachin,


Aug-15 for India,


Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!! 

8. Dont open this massege before 5 days




I know u cant wait



OK go ahead.




WISH U A HAPPY APRIL FOOL 2006.




u r the first fool to year.

9. FOOLse

FOOLne

FOOLonki

FOOLwari me

FOOL k sath wish kiya-

'O' FOOL, U r d mst

beautiFOOL,

wonderFOOL &

colorFOOL

amongst all

FOOOLS...

Happy FOOL's day.


pl. dnt mind. 

10. I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...