April fool Jokes and SMS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">1.You are a GHONCHU..</span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">G-reat<br /> H-ot<br /> O-ne in million<br /> N-aughty<br /> C-ute<br /> H-umble<br /> U-nique</span></span><br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">2.Koi aapse baat kare...<br />Aapki tarif kare...<br />Aapko smart kahe to...<br /><br />Use zor se ek THAPPAD marna..<br /><br /><br />Uski himmat kaise huee aapko March me APRIL FOOL bnane ki... </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">3.Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,<br /> Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦<br /> Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai</span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">4.Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye<br /><br />HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">5.</span></span><br /> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="normtxt" style="width: 100%px;"><tbody> <tr><td background="/images/unique_18.jpg" width="21"><span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></span></td></tr> <tr><td><span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></span></td><td align="center" background="/images/unique_20.jpg" valign="top"><span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></span></td><td><span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></span></td></tr> </tbody></table> <div align="left"> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!<br />Just a second, don’t misunderstand.<br />CUTE means:<br />Creating<br />Useless<br />Troubles<br />Everywhere </span></span></div> <br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">6.Tamam bewaqufon<br />ko ittala di <span style="font-family: inherit ! important; font-size: inherit ! important; font-weight: inherit ! important; position: static;"><span class="kLink" style="font-family: inherit ! important; font-size: inherit ! important; font-weight: inherit ! important; position: relative;">jati</span></span> hai…<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Aap to aise parh rahe hen<br />jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho..</span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">7.Oct-2 for <span style="font-family: inherit ! important; font-size: inherit ! important; font-weight: inherit ! important; position: static;"><span class="kLink" style="border-bottom: 1px solid blue; font-family: inherit ! important; font-size: inherit ! important; font-weight: inherit ! important; position: relative;">Gandhi</span></span>,<br /><br /><br />Nov-14 for Neharu,<br /><br /><br />Apr-24 for Sachin,<br /><br /><br />Aug-15 for India,<br /><br /><br />Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!! </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">8. Dont open this massege before 5 days</span></span> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;"><br /><br />I know u cant wait<br /><br /><br /><br />OK go ahead.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />WISH U A HAPPY APRIL FOOL 2006.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />u r the first fool to year.</span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">9. FOOLse<br /><br />FOOLne<br /><br />FOOLonki<br /><br />FOOLwari me<br /><br />FOOL k sath wish kiya-<br /><br />'O' FOOL, U r d mst<br /><br />beautiFOOL,<br /><br />wonderFOOL &<br /><br />colorFOOL<br /><br />amongst all <br /><br />FOOOLS...<br /><br />Happy FOOL's day.<br /><br /><br />pl. dnt mind. </span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="background-color: yellow;"><span style="color: red;">10. I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN... </span></span> <br /> </div>

April fool Jokes and SMS

1.You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...  2...

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